{"id":2215,"date":"2011-01-02T14:20:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-02T20:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/?p=2215"},"modified":"2026-01-17T07:00:25","modified_gmt":"2026-01-17T13:00:25","slug":"ptr-descretirea-fruntii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/?p=2215","title":{"rendered":"PTR. DESCRE\u0162IREA FRUN\u0162II…"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>\u00a0 E P I G R A M E\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0(CINCINAT PAVELESCU \u015eI AL\u0162II)<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0<\/p>\n

Operei nev\u00e2ndute a unui rival obscur <\/em>\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Un epitaf e \u00een zadar
\n\u0218i o cruzime s\u0103-\u0163i fac \u0163ie;
\nC\u0103ci via\u0163a ta e-o vijelie,
\nCare te-a smuls dela tipar,
\nCa s\u0103 te’ngroape’n libr\u0103rie!<\/p>\n

Unui confrate pu\u021bin inspirat<\/p>\n

<\/span><\/strong><\/em>M\u0103 jur – \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 ironie –
\nC\u0103 eu m\u0103 prind s\u0103 scriu o dram\u0103
\nIn timpul c\u00e2t \u00ee\u0163i trebue \u0163ie
\nS\u0103-mi faci o biat\u0103<\/span> epigram\u0103.<\/p>\n

Unui judec<\/em>\u0103<\/em>tor, care m<\/em>\u0103<\/em> trecea lips<\/em>\u0103<\/em> \u00een registrul Tribunalului din Constan\u0163a, chiar c\u00e2nd eram prezent<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Mai viguros ca un vagmistru,
\nTu m\u0103 dai lips\u0103 \u00een registru
\nLa tribunal c\u00e2nd sunt prezent.
\nI\u0163i iert cu mil\u0103 r\u0103utatea,
\nLa g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 posteritatea
\nPe veci o s\u0103 te dea absent!\u00a0<\/p>\n

Se \u0219tie ca fostul ministru al Rom\u00e2niei la Paris, pe c\u00e2nd era la departamentul Justi\u0163iei, a trebuit s\u0103 redijeze actele de deces ale Regelui \u0219i Reginei<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Sub Victor Antonescu s’a \u00eent\u00e2mplat
\nS\u0103 moar\u0103 primul Rege si Regina;
\nEl actul de deces le-a redactat.
\nC\u0103-l face lumea cioclu, a cui e vina?\u00a0<\/p>\n

Dar Ferdinand I e g\u00e2nditor
\n\u0218i’ngrijorat, o spune ori\u0219icui
\nC\u0103-l va numi cur\u00e2nd ambasador,
\nS\u0103 nu-i dreseze actele \u0219i lui!\u00a0<\/p>\n

Unui avocat dela Braila, prea locvace \u0219i indiscret<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Vestitul avocat Fabriciu
\nNu-i orator, dar mie-mi place:
\nDac\u0103, vorbind, e un supliciu, –
\nE un deliciu daca tace.<\/p>\n

Avocatul, foarte indignat, a ripostat c\u0103 e mult mai destept dec\u00e2t mine, fiindc\u0103 el vorbeste si eu tac. Atunci i-am r\u0103spuns imediat:<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Fiindc\u0103 t\u0103ceam, desi cu rost,
\nFabriciu m\u0103 crezuse prost.
\nTot astfel eu l-am socotit,
\nDar… numai dup\u0103 ce-a vorbit.<\/p>\n

Fostului Ministru Dr. Lupu, la Palat pe c\u00e2nd vorbea cu so\u0163ia Sefului de stat major la o s\u0103rb\u0103toare muzical\u0103<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

C’un aer prea sentimental
\nVorbind cu-o doamn\u0103, striga grupul
\nD’aghiotan\u0163i: P\u0103zi\u0163i c\u0103 Lupul
\n<\/span>E’n cartierul general!…\u00a0
\nCincinat Pavelescu<\/strong><\/p>\n

Unui be\u0163iv<\/span><\/em>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Doctorul i-a spus odat\u0103
\nS\u0103 nu prea prea mult lichid;
\nEl l-a ascultat \u00eendat\u0103
\nSi de-atuncea bea… solid.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Situa\u0163ie<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Ai no\u0219tri c\u00e2nd f\u0103cur\u0103 festa
\nS\u0103 intre’nving\u0103tori \u00een Pesta,
\nNe ziser\u0103 “Merci”… magna\u0163ii –
\nSi ne’njurar\u0103… alia\u0163ii!!!
\nRadu D. Rosetti<\/strong><\/p>\n

Prostia<\/span><\/em>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Privind f\u0103r\u0103’ncetare
\nProstia omeneasc\u0103,
\nDe lung ur\u00eet cuprins\u0103,
\nEternitatea casc\u0103!
\nV. Alecsandri<\/strong><\/p>\n

Unui datornic<\/em>\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Pentru-o datorie veche,
\nE\u0219ti fudul de o ureche;
\nPentru-o datorie nou\u0103,
\nE\u0219ti fudul de am\u00e2ndou\u0103.
\nI. L. Caragiale<\/strong><\/p>\n

Petru Groza \u00eel numise ministru pe vizitiul s\u0103u Romulus Z\u0103roni, care nu \u0219tia carte, nici m\u0103car s\u0103 se isc\u0103leasc\u0103!<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Caligula Imperator
\n\u0218i-a numit calul Senator.
\nPetru Groza mai sinistru
\n\u0218i-a f\u0103cut boul ministru.<\/p>\n

Unui soldat din glorioasa armat\u0103 sovietic\u0103:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Trecea pe drum
\nUn Rus si-un tun
\n\u0218i tunul rus
\n\u0218i Rusul tun.<\/p>\n

Lui B. Nem\u0163eanu:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

In p\u0103<\/span>m\u00e2nt zace Nem\u0163<\/span>eanu
\nFost poet israelit;
\nMult a suferit s\u0103<\/span>rmanul
\nP\u00e2n\u0103<\/span> s’a ‘mp\u0103<\/span>m\u00e2ntenit!
\nP\u0103storel Teodoreanu<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

G L U M E<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Judec\u0103torul: <\/em>-Adev\u0103rat este ce-ai zis vecinului d-tale M\u00e2n\u0103lung\u0103, c\u0103 adic\u0103 e un punga\u0219 \u0219’un escroc?
\nInculpatul: <\/em>-Adev\u0103rat este, -dar de zis n’am zis.<\/p>\n

-Ai v\u0103zut, soro? S’a scumpit acuma \u0219i petrolul.
\n-De ce, soro?
\n-P\u0103i, fiindc\u0103 e razboi.
\n-Da’ce, \u0103ia trebue s\u0103 se bat\u0103 mereu la lamp\u0103?<\/p>\n

ORDONAN\u0162\u0102 DE\u015eTEAPT\u0102<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Ofi\u0163<\/span>erul:<\/em> -Ioane, vezi de mai pune ap\u0103 proasp\u0103t\u0103 la pe\u0219ti\u0219orii \u0103ia din borcan…
\n-Tr\u0103iti, don’locotinent p\u0103i n’a b\u0103ut-o \u00eenc\u0103 p’aia veche…<\/p>\n

Grigora\u0219 observ\u0103 \u00een p\u0103rul tat\u0103lui s\u0103u primele fire albe. Intreb\u0103:
\n-Tat\u0103, de ce \u00ee\u0163<\/span>i cresc tie acuma peri albi?
\nP\u0103rintele strengarului, prinde ocazia ca s\u0103-i fac\u0103 ni\u021bic\u0103 moral\u0103:
\n-Asta se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 doar atunci c\u00e2nd b\u0103iatul meu face c\u00e2te o nebunie; \u00eei albe\u0219te t\u0103ticului c\u00e2te un fir de p\u0103r.
\nO lung\u0103 t\u0103cere. Apoi Grigora\u0219:
\n-Tat\u0103, da bietu bunicu trebue s\u0103 fi avut ni\u0219te copii tare nebuni…<\/p>\n

R\u0102ZBUNARE<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Un autor dramatic a scris o tragedie, la a c\u0103rei prima reprezenta\u021bie publicul a r\u00e2s cu hohote.
\nFurios se \u00eentoarce acas\u0103:
\n-A\u0219a? Ai r\u00e2s, public idiot, la tragedia mea?… Ei las\u0103, am s\u0103-\u021bi scriu acuma o comedie, s\u0103-\u021bi treac\u0103 pofta de r\u00e2s!<\/p>\n

SATISFAC\u0162IE<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

-C\u00e2inele dumitale a mu\u0219cat-o pe so\u021bia mea. Pretind satisfac\u021bie.
\n-Cu pl\u0103cere. S’o mu\u0219te \u0219i c\u00e2inele dumitale pe so\u021bia mea \u0219i suntem chit!<\/p>\n

HAZ, DE LA CAZ LA CAZ<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

-La mul\u021bi ani, Costic\u0103! S\u0103 l\u0103s\u0103m sup\u0103rarea de-o parte \u0219i s\u0103 devenim prieteni ca mai \u00eenainte.
\n-Fie.
\n-Cu ocazia s\u0103rb\u0103torilor \u00ee\u021bi doresc tot ce-mi dore\u0219ti tu mie.
\n-Iar \u00eencepi?<\/p>\n

-Femeile sunt foarte schimb\u0103toare, dragul meu…
\n-Din nefericire, a mea nu se schimb\u0103 deloc!<\/p>\n

-Domnule doctor, sfor\u0103i at\u00e2t de r\u0103u, \u00eenc\u00e2t m\u0103 de\u0219tept singur din somn.
\n-N’ar fi r\u0103u s\u0103 te culci \u00een alt\u0103 camer\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Ionele, pentru ce i-ai dat unchiului Costic\u0103 cu cle\u0219tele \u00een cap?
\n-N’am g\u0103sit ciocanul, m\u0103mico!<\/p>\n

R E F L E X I I<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

-De obicei, pesimi\u0219tii sunt ni\u0219te lene\u0219i stiliza\u021bi.<\/p>\n

-O sut\u0103 de oi la un loc nu pot fi mai proaste dec\u00e2t una singur\u0103.<\/p>\n

-“La urma urmei, de ce n’a\u0219 \u00eencerca?” -zise sinuciga\u0219ul- “c\u0103 doar \u00eencercarea moarte n’are”.<\/p>\n

\u00a0-Din p\u0103cate, cu c\u00e2t mai mul\u021bi cai putere, cu at\u00e2t mai pu\u021bini cai…\u00a0<\/p>\n

-“Vreau un so\u021b gospodar” -zise furnica.
\nSi se m\u0103rit\u0103 cu un g\u00e2ndac de buc\u0103tarie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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