{"id":13389,"date":"2022-01-18T06:07:23","date_gmt":"2022-01-18T12:07:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/?p=13389"},"modified":"2022-01-18T15:35:42","modified_gmt":"2022-01-18T21:35:42","slug":"nu-sunteti-roman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/?p=13389","title":{"rendered":"\u201cNU SUNTE\u021aI ROM\u00c2N!\u201d\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"

Am aflat, \u00een anul de care abia ne-am desp\u0103r\u021bit, c\u0103 eu nu mai sunt cet\u0103\u021bean rom\u00e2n \u00eenc\u0103 din 1980, dup\u0103 fuga mea \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate. Carevas\u0103zic\u0103, de 41 de ani, nu mai am cet\u0103\u021benie rom\u00e2n\u0103, sunt doar un simplu str\u0103in, american; \u021bara mea, \u00een care m\u2019am n\u0103scut, \u00een care am v\u0103zut lumina zilei \u0219i unde p\u0103rin\u021bii m\u2019au crescut cu greu, mi-a luat acest drept \u00een chip samavolnic!<\/h4>\n
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Subsemnatul<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

Aeroportul Otopeni: <\/em><\/h4>\n

\u201c- Nu figura\u021bi ca cet\u0103\u021bean rom\u00e2n\u2026 A\u021bi renun\u021bat?<\/h4>\n

\u2013 Eu nu am renun\u021bat niciodat\u0103!…<\/h4>\n

– Dovedi\u021bi!<\/h4>\n

– Cum s\u0103 dovedesc? Vorbesc rom\u00e2ne\u0219te, m\u2019am n\u0103scut la data de\u2026, \u00een\u2026<\/h4>\n

– Nu, dom\u2019le! Nu sunte\u021bi Rom\u00e2n! Aici scrie c\u0103 nu sunte\u021bi\u2026<\/h4>\n

– Hmm\u2026 Cum dom\u2019le, sunte\u021bi sigur de ce afirma\u021bi!?<\/h4>\n

– Hei, nici chiar a\u0219a, e clar\u2026 A\u0219tepta\u021bi pu\u021bin, \u00eencerc \u00een alt\u0103 baz\u0103 \u0219i revin\u2026<\/h4>\n

Se dep\u0103rteaz\u0103 \u0219i intr\u0103 pe o u\u0219e lateral\u0103, \u201c\u00een spate\u201d, la alte birouri de referin\u021b\u0103\u2026<\/h4>\n

Sunt la c\u00e2\u021biva pa\u0219i de locul de fumat, dup\u0103 mai bine de 17-18 ore de zbor, \u0219i iat\u0103-m\u0103 \u00eentr\u2019o situa\u021bie care se prelunge\u0219te \u0219i m\u0103 irit\u0103 peste m\u0103sur\u0103.
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Au trecut treizeci de minute \u0219i omul nostru se re\u00eentoarce cu pa\u0219aportul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. Sur\u00e2de politicos:<\/h4>\n

– Ce v\u2019am spus, a\u0219a este, nu sunte\u021bi cet\u0103\u021bean rom\u00e2n! Nu reiese din baz\u0103\u2026<\/h4>\n

– Pfff! Sigur? Dar eu n\u2019am renun\u021bat! Este o eroare\u2026<\/h4>\n

– Haide\u021bi aici \u00een col\u021b, s\u0103 nu st\u0103m \u00een calea oamenilor.<\/h4>\n

\u00cel urmez docil, convins c\u0103 la mijloc e vorba de o problem\u0103 tehnic\u0103. Cum adic\u0103, chiar a\u0219a s\u0103 fie?<\/h4>\n

La c\u00e2\u021biva metri \u00een fa\u021ba noastr\u0103, un b\u0103rbat \u00een civil, cu un ecuson pe care nu pot s\u0103-l descifrez de la distan\u021b\u0103 (g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 este, probabil, un superior al interlocutorului meu), m\u0103 cerceteaz\u0103 cu interes. \u00cel privesc \u0219i eu\u2026 Nu e alarmat! De-acum pretinde c\u0103-i suntem absen\u021bi, se uit\u0103 spre alte puncte, ne trece iar\u0103\u0219i fugar cu privirea, \u0219i se stabile\u0219te c\u0103tre ghi\u0219eele pentru controlul pa\u0219apoartelor. \u00cei suntem \u00een plan vizual, ne cerceteaz\u0103 doar cu coada ochiului, parc\u0103 a\u0219tept\u00e2nd s\u0103 vad\u0103 deznod\u0103m\u00e2ntul \u0219i \u2013 de-o fi cazul \u2013 cine \u0219tie, s\u0103 intervin\u0103. Pentru ce?! Chiar, pentru ce?<\/h4>\n

Mai trec c\u00e2teva minute, insul reintroduce seria pa\u0219aportului, alte date pe care le crede relevante, s\u0103 treac\u0103 timpul\u2026 A gre\u0219it ceva?<\/h4>\n

– Bun\u0103 ziua! \u2013 ne trezim dintr\u2019o dat\u0103 cu superiorul \u00een grad l\u00e2ng\u0103 noi.<\/h4>\n

– Ah, bun\u0103 ziua! \u0218ti\u021bi, eu\u2026<\/h4>\n

– Da, \u0219tiu, Dvs. nu ave\u021bi viz\u0103 ca cet\u0103\u021bean al altei \u021b\u0103ri! Nu v\u2019a\u021bi informat? Noi avem frontierele \u00eenchise pentru cet\u0103\u021benii str\u0103ini p\u00e2n\u0103 la 15 Mai\u2026 Din America?<\/h4>\n

– Da!<\/h4>\n

– Nu a\u021bi citit normele de c\u0103l\u0103torie?<\/h4>\n

– Ba da, le-am citit\u2026<\/h4>\n

– Ei vede\u021bi\u2026 Dac\u0103 le citea\u021bi, \u0219tia\u021bi c\u0103 nu pute\u021bi intra! E pandemia\u2026<\/h4>\n

– Nu se poate! Eu sunt rom\u00e2n\u2026<\/h4>\n

-Ave\u021bi pa\u0219aport rom\u00e2nesc?<\/h4>\n

– Nu, am pa\u0219aport american; dar sunt rom\u00e2n!\u2026 D\u00e2nsul \u00eemi spune c\u0103 nu! A verificat! Sigur e o gre\u0219eal\u0103!<\/h4>\n

– P\u0103i, dac\u0103 d\u00e2nsul a verificat, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 sigur nu sunte\u021bi rom\u00e2n!\u201d<\/h4>\n

Dixit!<\/em><\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Am aflat, \u00een anul de care abia ne-am desp\u0103r\u021bit, c\u0103 eu nu mai sunt cet\u0103\u021bean rom\u00e2n \u00eenc\u0103 din 1980, dup\u0103 fuga mea \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate. Carevas\u0103zic\u0103, de 41 de ani, nu mai am cet\u0103\u021benie rom\u00e2n\u0103, sunt doar un simplu str\u0103in, american; \u021bara mea, \u00een care m\u2019am n\u0103scut, \u00een care am v\u0103zut lumina zilei \u0219i unde p\u0103rin\u021bii […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la-ordinea-zilei"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3OdDs-3tX","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13389"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13477,"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13389\/revisions\/13477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}