{"id":13360,"date":"2021-12-01T01:44:47","date_gmt":"2021-12-01T07:44:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/?p=13360"},"modified":"2022-01-19T05:15:32","modified_gmt":"2022-01-19T11:15:32","slug":"jean-moscopol-anecdote-staliniste-si-sovieto-ceausiste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/?p=13360","title":{"rendered":"Jean Moscopol: ANECDOTE STALINISTE \u0218I SOVIETO-CEAU\u0218ISTE"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00cen urma ultimelor m\u0103suri tot mai pronun\u021bate de instituire a unei dictaturi ro\u0219ii \u00een America, zic s\u0103 ne \u2018ndulcim g\u00e2ndurile cu pu\u021bin haz \u0219i s\u0103 reactualiz\u0103m pentru mul\u021bi, de pe vremuri, c\u0103ci:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Motto:
\nLa Comuni\u0219ti, este firesc<\/em>
\nCiocanul cu o Secer\u0103;<\/em>
\nC\u0103ci ei, pe pro\u0219ti, \u00eei \u201ccioc\u0103nesc\u201d,<\/em>
\nIar pe de\u0219tep\u021bi, \u00eei SECER\u0102!<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

M\u0102RTURISIRE\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>

Stalin \u0219i pipa…<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n

Lui Stalin, \u00eei lipsea pipa;
\nB\u0103nuind c\u2019a fost furat\u0103,
\n<\/span>\u00cei spune \u0218efului g\u0103rzii,
\nS\u0103 prind\u0103 ho\u021bul \u00eendat\u0103!<\/p>\n

A doua zi diminea\u021b\u0103,
\nEl \u00eei telefoneaz\u0103 iar,
\nS\u0103 \u00eenceteze cercetarea,
\nFiindc\u2019a g\u0103sit-o \u2018n buzunar\u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cTovar\u0103\u0219e\u201d, zise \u0218eful;
\nSunt sigur c\u0103 a\u021bi gre\u0219it;
\nC\u0103ci am prins o camerist\u0103,
\nCare-a \u0219i m\u0103rturisit!
\n<\/p>\n

UN CENTENAR,<\/strong>
\nEXTREM DE RAR<\/strong><\/p>\n

La Centenarul lui Pu\u0219kin,
\nPontifii artei din Kremlin,
\nS\u2019au pus s\u0103-i fac\u0103 o statuie
\nA\u0219a cum alta\u2019n lume nu e\u2026<\/p>\n

\u00cen acest scop, au decretat
\n\u0218i\u2019n mod solemn au anun\u021bat,
\nC\u0103 se instituie\u2019n Soviete,
\nUn \u201cConcurs Pu\u0219kin\u201d, de machete.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd sculptorii s\u2019au prezentat,
\nJuriul Rus, a admirat,
\nA comentat, a l\u0103udat
\n\u0218i UNANIM a premiat,
\nMacheta marelui\u2026 STALIN,
\nCitind o CARTE de Pu\u0219kin\u2026<\/p>\n

SOVROM \u0218EDIN\u021aE<\/strong><\/p>\n

Orice comunisto-curs,
\nConferin\u021b\u0103 sau discurs,
\nSe compune din Prolog,
\nPis\u0103log \u0219i Epilog.<\/p>\n

Prologul, e propaganda,
\nPrin care Sovieto-banda,
\n\u00cei face pe robi s\u0103 vin\u0103,
\nCa s\u0103 aibe sala plin\u0103.<\/p>\n

Pis\u0103logul, este cursul,
\nExpozeul sau discursul,
\nPe care-l \u00eenghi\u021bi \u0219i taci
\n\u0218i c\u0103-\u021bi place te prefaci\u2026<\/p>\n

Nelipsitul Epilog,
\nE c\u00e2nd scapi de pis\u0103log,
\nFaci pe entuziasmatul
\n\u0218i \u00ee\u021bi st\u0103p\u00e2ne\u0219ti\u2026 OFTATUL!<\/p>\n

UN COMESTIBIL FIN,<\/strong>
\nMAI TARE CA STALIN!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Din ordin \u201cP\u0103rintesc\u201d,
\nVenit dela Kremlin,
\nBra\u0219ovul rom\u00e2nesc,
\nA fost numit \u201cSTALIN\u201d.<\/p>\n

Ordinu\u2018nt\u00e2i fu dat,
\nStalin, de-a fi Sibiu;
\n\u00cens\u0103 l-a anulat,
\nSalamul de Sibiu!<\/p>\n

C\u0103ci s\u2019ar fi \u00eenfuriat
\n\u201cT\u0103tucu\u201d \u00een Kremlin,
\nDac\u0103 am fi m\u00e2ncat
\nSalam de\u2026 Stalin!<\/p>\n

VOT SECRET,<\/strong>
\n\u00c0 LA SOVIET<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00cen R.S.R., au loc alegeri;
\nMuncitorii, oftica\u021bi
\nDe \u0219edin\u021be \u0219i prelegeri,
\nStau la coad\u0103 \u00eencrunta\u021bi\u2026<\/p>\n

L\u00e2ng\u0103 sala de votare,
\nNelipsitul responsabil,
\n\u00cemparte la fiecare
\nC\u00e2te-un plic, \u00een mod amabil.<\/p>\n

Plic, pe care muncitorul,
\nDrept \u00een urn\u0103 \u00eel depune,
\nAstfel c\u0103 aleg\u0103torul,
\n\u201cA ales\u201d, precum se spune\u2026<\/p>\n

Dintr\u2019un grup dela \u201cSc\u00eenteia\u201d,
\nCe merge\u2026 ca dup\u0103 dric,
\nUn \u021bigan, avu ideia,
\nS\u0103 se uite ce-i \u00een plic\u2026<\/p>\n

Responsabilu\u2019l z\u0103re\u0219te
\n\u0218i s\u0103rind ca ars c\u00e2t colo,
\nLa \u021bigan el se r\u0103ste\u0219te:
\nCe faci, b\u0103, cu plicu-acolo?<\/p>\n

Ce s\u0103 fac \u2013 zice \u021biganu\u2019 \u2013
\nIac\u0103\u2026 m\u0103 interesez;
\nVreau s\u0103 v\u0103d \u0219i eu, s\u0103rmanu\u2019,
\nCam\u2026 pe cine-o s\u0103 votez\u2026<\/p>\n

Atunci, zbiru-i spune iar:
\nTovar\u0103\u0219e, e\u0219ti indiscret!
\n\u00cen Statul nostru Popular,
\nNu \u0219tii c\u0103 votul e SECRET?!<\/p>\n

Ziarul \u201cLibertatea\u201d<\/em>, N.Y. Anul V, Nr. 49, August 1986.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00cen urma ultimelor m\u0103suri tot mai pronun\u021bate de instituire a unei dictaturi ro\u0219ii \u00een America, zic s\u0103 ne \u2018ndulcim g\u00e2ndurile cu pu\u021bin haz \u0219i s\u0103 reactualiz\u0103m pentru mul\u021bi, de pe vremuri, c\u0103ci: Motto: La Comuni\u0219ti, este firesc Ciocanul cu o Secer\u0103; C\u0103ci ei, pe pro\u0219ti, \u00eei \u201ccioc\u0103nesc\u201d, Iar pe de\u0219tep\u021bi, \u00eei SECER\u0102! M\u0102RTURISIRE\u2026 Lui Stalin, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la-ordinea-zilei"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3OdDs-3tu","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13360"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13484,"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13360\/revisions\/13484"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.net\/w\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}